“Listen to them…the children of the night. What sweet music they make” – Dracula I was recently having a conversation with a friend about the “do’s and don’ts of dating” lol – in particular gay dating – so I thought I would relay a few of the very unscientific ideas we came up with The Basics of Gay Dating and Sex as seen by Turk Mason: 1. Always have a breath mint – there is nothing worse than going in for a kiss and smelling the greasy pizza your ‘potential’ just ate. 2. Better yet, don’t go out to dinner at some greasy spoon on your first date! 3. If your NOT a bottom but you shave or trim or wax your ass so that its nice and smooth and delicious – this is false advertising lol. 4. If you trim, trim regularly! You never know when a sexual situation might arise and you won’t be prepared 5. Always assume the night will end with sex! And if you are absolutely not feelin; a guy and you don’t want to do the deed with him – make it CRYSTAL CLEAR from the get go, otherwise you’re screwed…literally.
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Children Of The Night
