I’m back! Unfortunately, my phone has died and I lost my charger so I have to get a new one ASAP. Anyway, so back to the trip… First off, you can basically sum up Europe in three words – alcohol, chocolate, and perfume…LOL. Just my observation. Prague had very pretty buildings but they all seemed very run down and weathered, even in the expensive areas. There monetary system is very crazy, about $150 American dollars equal $2,200.00 of theirs, but keep in mind a coke is like $30.00 there – it is much cheaper there than here but it gets confusing when you eat at a restaurant and get a bill of $230.00 lol. They have tiny hard beds in all the hotels I stayed in, and they are two mattresses together connected by a wooden bar in the middle – I guess to make it a two person bed? Idk, but it’s a little rough when trying to have sex, and my back is a bit messed up because of how hard they were. I might as well have slept on the hood of a car The toilets are all different -some you push to flush, some you pull to flush, some have the button or knob on the wall above and some have it on the toilet itself…make up your mind! Oh and don’t expect privacy, that does not seem to exist, I was walked in on in the bathroom like 50 times. The Czech language is so angry sounding. I continually thought people were yelling at each other when they really weren’t. I wish I could have understood the people better or for that matter at all. They kept looking at me, some like I was a piece of meat, others like they hated me. I had no translator so it was very difficult. The people I actually found to be a little bit rude – much like Americans I suppose. In any situation where a line was formed I was constantly getting cut in front of and had no way to stand up for myself because I didn’t know the language The night before I left Prague I was left to my own devices. Phillippe had returned home and so had everyone else. Trying to figure out the TV in my hotel room was a challenge, you don’t just push power apparently. I was so bored after trying to explore on my own one night, and then quickly returning to my hotel where I felt safe, that I really just wanted to watch some TV to keep me company lol. But I could not for the life of me figure it out. I had a portable dvd player with me but the only dvds I had brought were P90X videos – I almost watched them for fun lol. Finally after trying all the buttons on the remote to get the TV on, I figured out you had to push zero…really? What is the point of the power button then!!!??? LOL Also, as much as other countries seem to make fun of Americans – I continually find they all tend to look to us for entertainment, film, models etc. We are everywhere from Mexico to Canada to Europe…kinda cool. The only channel that was in english was CNN – so I watched that for awhile. Then I watched some Italian game shows, it was kinda fun to try and figure out the concept. I had a couple of beers from the mini bar in my hotel room that night and whoa! They are much more potent then the beers in the US. The food consited of a lot of carbs! They love potatoes, bread, and way too much mayo in their sandwiches in my opinion. My entire trip, I was in a perpetual state of jet lag and terribly tired. I basically saw none of the sites of either Prague or Amsterdam. Part of the reason for the travel was not only to work but to explore a foreign country, so I was a bit disappointed with the work schedule I had when I got there. I tried to take some pictures from tehe car as I drove past some of the famous locations. But that’s a bit lame lol. The first night I shot with Johan at a sex club where about twelve men and women were already filming – that was interesting and Johan was very sweet and easy to work with. The next moring Phillippe and I took the long drive up into the hills of Prague at the German border to the Hotel Sebastian were we were to stay with the other 16 models for the next 3 days. It was basically snowed in, so I didn’t get to see much more than the inside of the hotel and the sets we worked on. After that it was back to my hotel in Prague and the following moring back to Amsterdam were I stayed in a very modern hotel that I really liked called the Citizen M. I recommend it if you ever go to Amsterdam, it’s very futuristic. I had to take some pictures for you guys of me in the shower – it was like a glass pod lol. Anyway, and that was it, back to the airport for another full day of flying and here I am. Happy to be home. I would love to go back to Europe and actually get to explore one of these days but as for now, I’m happy to be back. Gotta run some errands today and tie up some loose ends after my trip, but I will upload all my pictures from Europe later today. …and don’t forget LIVE CAM AND CHAT TOMORROW NIGHT (Wednesday)!!!
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