When I got the news last night that the simple inpatient surgery my mom had turned into an overnight hospital stay with constant blood pressure monitoring, IV fluids and major pain meds, I wasn’t sure what to expect. After being coached back from the brink of hysterics by her husband, who assured me that a plane trip home to her bedside wasn’t quite necessary, I did all I could think of to distract myself from worrying about her. She’s an amazing cook, baker, checkbook balancer, budgeter, healer of wounds (both physical and mental), listener, and most of all friend. I did the usual: dig through my mail pile, flip through my Tivo for interesting programming, and finally surfed for some porn. Lame as it may sound, it was the only thing that got my mind off of my mom.

So today, let’s celebrate doctors in porn and the healing the bring to all of us! D & E Productions brings College Boy Physicals #1 through #5 to the table as Drs. FingerPhuk, Rimmerman and Toppenbotom pratice their special kind of medicine on their hot young patients. Here’s a picture from College Boy Physicals #5:

You’ll also wanna see Xtreme Productions restorative line called Routine Checkups! There are 4 unbelievable DVDs just right for what ails ya! From Routine Checkups #1:

In another throw back to my childhood is Let’s Play Doctor, also from Xtreme Productions.

Hope I’ve help to ease some tension!

Tim

PS: I just got a call from Mom who has been released from the hospital. She said she’s ok, but tired.

While I generally like twinks, I tend to dabble in European guys from time to time. There’s just something about a really muscular chest, the occasional uncut dick and the subtitled DVDs that really get my heart a pumpin’!

Take, for instance, the stars of the aptly titled Punkz film Bareback Cum Sluts! It’s a full 6 scenes of Euro kids pounding, smacking, sucking and fucking their way across the ocean and deep into my heart! Each scene is memorable in ways, but the 5 man gangbang is fairly breathtaking. There’s a lot of cum in this scene, boys, ALOT and these boys just keep going and going! (They give that mascot bunny a run for his money)

Check it out and see what Europe has to offer!

Tim

As we sat around the office this week, we’ve been discussing a lot of the new titles, the newest stars and, after my bondage post, kinky fetishes. We’ve noticed that a lot of amateur companies are throwing their collective hats into the fetish arena, and WE LIKE IT!

Take for instance, the ill mannered boys of Spank This who have broken the rules one too many times and must be punished. Professors, parole officers and frat guys each take their turns welding the paddles on the unruly! For the hottest action, check out Parole Officer Spank and British College Spank!

Need to let the smoke blow in your eyes? Take a peek at Nicoteen and Smoked Chicken by Saggerz Skaterz! It’s smoking hot boys…well, smoking…and getting their asses plowed! Anybody got a light?

Who doesn’t love a great Asian boy? Look at Gay Asian Amateurs Tokion Boy featuring hot uncensored Asian boy love!

All the best,

Tim

Defiant Productions strokes again! Those naughty hotties from San Francisco are hot and horny and ready to rock…well get their rocks off at least!

For What’s Up Guys? dynamo director Joe Serna teams up some new faces with some of the usual suspects and the sparks fly! A cast including Defiant Exclusives Roar, Gunner Raines, Kaos, and Brennan has me thanking my lucky stars I’ve got a screener copy! Want a little teaser? Think Alex West solo followed by a threesided free for all with Adam, Gunner, and Kaos! Yep, it’s THAT good!

What’s Up Guys? is only available through PornTeam.com, and it starts shipping on November 30th! You better order yours today!

You guys can thank me later…I’ll link you to my amazon wishlist! I know you don’t want to forget your favorite PTBlogger on your “To Buy” list!

Tim

In the aftermath of the Black Friday shopping extravaganza, I am reminded of my childhood. Let’s face it, not many of us had a traditional upbringing. When my mom married her second husband I experienced a Christmas like I’d never seen before. A big shot lawyer in my home town, my step dad brought home the bacon, and that first Christmas we had more gifts to open then I’d opened in all 8 Christmases prior. Every year my sister and I would make our lists and bake the cookies and go to bed early on Christmas Eve, hoping Santa would honor our requests.

It wasn’t until years later when I finally realized that I never got any of the gifts on my list. Instead, my step dad would make sure to buy things that weren’t on our list. Sick as it sounds, it was a power play that messed with my head for a few years.

So, this year, why don’t we try a power play of our own? Our friends at Manline have hooked us up with some of the hottest bondage products we’ve seen. Fresh on the BDSM scene? Why don’t you try the Leather Blindfold? It’s sleek smooth lines will help you relax into your fantasy.

Looking for a little standup action? Try The Master’s Doorjam Restraints complete with 2 cuffs for the hands and 2 for the ankles. It’s easily adjustable to any height and won’t leave marks on your doorframe.

And for those of you looking for the perfect stocking stuff, here’s the Anal Ring Toss! Simply insert the scoring rod into the rump of your chosen sex pig (or heck, the hot waiter at your company party) and toss the rings. Scoring is, well…a no brainer!

I’m always looking out for ways to spice up the holidays!

Tim

When I was growing up, I always dreaded the question, “so, what are you going to be when you grow up?” Most of the time the answers in my head never matched the answers I would say out loud. When I said I’d like to be a teacher, what I really meant was Laker Girl. When I said a vet on the outside, I was screaming hair stylist on the inside. And when I said doctor, I really meant the person who names nail polish and lip stick colors. (anyone know that person’s job title and if they are hiring?) These were little white lies I told to keep my conversative friends and family from thinking that their baby was going to grow up and work in porn.

Fast forward to today, where white lies are commonplace, and I wonder how many times have you hung out with a “straight guy” only to find out he was man-curious? Started talking to that cruisey looking guy at the end of the bar hanging with his friends, only to find him unable to take his eyes off of you as you stand side-by-side in the bathroom? Well, a new release from Street Trade Studios is just that with a catchy title! If You Promise Not To Tell is 4 scenes of straight guys acting on their impulses! Director Joe Serna of Defiant Productions fame is behind the camera in this cum soaked adventure of exploration. You’ll find a few Defiant regulars like Shane and Gunner Raines working their magic where ever they go!

As I sit next to my boyfriend while he plays our Original Nintendo player, I am once again reminded of all of the things I have to be thankful for. I have an amazing relationship, best friends who help out even when I’m unbearable to be around, a great family, and, a job that allows me to look at naked men all day long. I’m pretty blessed, folks, that’s all there is to it.

So, lemme spread a little love your way…here are some more pictures my pal Turk Melrose sent me, and yes, I am thinking that I might need a little stuffing, especially if he’s serving.

Happy Holidays!

Tim

When my friend told me a story last night about her brother who thought that women gave birth through the anus, I didn’t think I would ever stop laughing. Just thinking about it right now has caused me to chuckle out loud, in fact. Crap, that’s funny!! Anyway, the boys at Breed Me Media have the same idea, except no women are involved! These jocks are planting their seeds in anywhole that’s around…talk about cross-pollination!

Take the time to acquaint yourself with these rising stars like Tyler Reed, Tony Simon and Colin Roberts, cause they’re on a mission to seed every hole! These Nasty Raw Fuckers and Bareback Bottoms do it all and love it!

Tim

Tired of the same old plotless porn? Take a look at PZP Production’s Oliver Twink and you’ll get much more than hot cum shots and twinky models. Cover model and scene stealer Dillon Samuels plays the lead in the tale from rags to riches we know so well.

Kicked out of the orphanage on his 18th birthday Oliver makes his way in the world as only a young twink can, meeting up with danger around every corner. The acting is decent and the action is hot, but what makes this film stand out is the nods the cast gives to mainstream films, theater and popular culture. It’s really a treat to watch…well, that and Dillion Samuels gets spanked!

Add this one to your collection today. Peter Z Pan is the man!

Still need more Dillion? Check out 1R Media’s Frat Boy Rush and SSDD: Same Story Different Dude.

See Dillon team up with real life boyfriend Kyros Christian in Xtreme Productions Fuck That Twink!

It’s sick right? Well, when Tony from my Ab Lab class reminded me the other day that there are less than 40 shopping days left until Christmas, you could have knocked me over with a yoga mat. That means there’s less and less time until presents and trees and ornaments and uncomfortable conversations with my boyfriend’s relatives…(cue the intense violins here!)

So, for all of you early shoppers, lemme give you a hint. There are 10 of the hottest 2008 calendars available for sale! Cuties from AllBoy, hot naked Latin or Black men, and some of the crew at Raw Entry Club grace the covers and pages of these yearly delights! Savor a little of your favorite producer all year long!

Buy some for friends, and even a few for yourself!

Tim