{"id":1333,"date":"2009-03-16T15:09:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-16T22:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/72.32.210.57\/?p=1333"},"modified":"2009-03-16T15:09:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T22:09:42","slug":"dildo-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/?p=1333","title":{"rendered":"DILDO 101"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Awhile back I got a &#8216;make your own dildo kit&#8217; for fun from work, shortly after several of you had expressed an interest in purchasing my dildo were I ever to make one. So this last weekend I had a little time and I popped open the kit. It&#8217;s actually a lot harder than you\u00a0might think, no pun intended First &#8211; \u00a0you have to pour the mold powder into the bucket provided. Next you have to add water &#8211; but it\u00a0has to be a certain temperature or it won&#8217;t work. Then you\u00a0place the molding mix into a tube\u00a0with a place for your balls lol &#8211; and you insert\u00a0your erect penis into the tube with the goo (I needed a little stimulation, hence the porn on my laptop, lol). You need to keep it in the tube for about a minute and a half. Oh,\u00a0BTW &#8211; all of this happens in a period of about 3 and a half minutes, which is totally difficult \u00a0So on my first attempt, I put the plastic\u00a0casing over my penis and as you can see below, it all dripped out the back and ended up ruining my rug SO&#8230;\u00a0before my second attempt\u00a0I read the troubleshooting page that said to take the ball container off if this were to happen and try again. All good, right?&#8230;WELL there&#8217;s no mold of\u00a0your balls &#8211; So I totally crammed mine in the tube as well &#8211;\u00a0LOL. \u00a0 This attempt seemed to work though. I even made sure I wouldn&#8217;t loose an\u00a0erection by putting on a cock ring. So I went through the motions then mixed up the silicone and dye and let it set. \u00a0 To my surprise the next day when I was able to take it out the penis was black! Somehow I got the wrong dye. Not to mention the balls were all shrunken because I crammed em in, lol, and the head of my penis must have lost a little blood flow while in there because it was somewhat smaller than it tends to be when I am fully hard. But\u00a0otherwise the length and girth seemed about right, but it was still black&#8230;not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that, but I am obviously not black \u00a0 So, I went onto a third attempt (with a new kit, that had the right color dye, lol)&#8230;. STAY TUNED FOR TOMORROW&#8217;S DILDO 102 LOL&#8230;and the unveiling at the LIVE SHOW and CHAT on Wednesday!!! <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/turkxxxonline.com\/wordpress\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Read the original:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/turkxxxonline.com\/wordpress\/?p=1315\" title=\"DILDO 101\">DILDO 101<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Awhile back I got a &#8216;make your own dildo kit&#8217; for fun from work, shortly after several of you had expressed an interest in purchasing my dildo were I ever to make one. So this last weekend I had a little time and I popped open the kit. It&#8217;s actually a lot harder than you\u00a0might think, no pun intended First &#8211; \u00a0you have to pour the mold powder into the bucket provided. Next you have to add water &#8211; but it\u00a0has to be a certain temperature or it won&#8217;t work. Then you\u00a0place the molding mix into a tube\u00a0with a place for your balls lol &#8211; and you insert\u00a0your erect penis into the tube with the goo (I needed a little stimulation, hence the porn on my laptop, lol). You need to keep it in the tube for about a minute and a half. Oh,\u00a0BTW &#8211; all of this happens in a period of about 3 and a half minutes, which is totally difficult \u00a0So on my first attempt, I put the plastic\u00a0casing over my penis and as you can see below, it all dripped out the back and ended up ruining my rug SO&#8230;\u00a0before my second attempt\u00a0I read the troubleshooting page that said to take the ball container off if this were to happen and try again. All good, right?&#8230;WELL there&#8217;s no mold of\u00a0your balls &#8211; So I totally crammed mine in the tube as well &#8211;\u00a0LOL. \u00a0 This attempt seemed to work though. I even made sure I wouldn&#8217;t loose an\u00a0erection by putting on a cock ring. So I went through the motions then mixed up the silicone and dye and let it set. \u00a0 To my surprise the next day when I was able to take it out the penis was black! Somehow I got the wrong dye. Not to mention the balls were all shrunken because I crammed em in, lol, and the head of my penis must have lost a little blood flow while in there because it was somewhat smaller than it tends to be when I am fully hard. But\u00a0otherwise the length and girth seemed about right, but it was still black&#8230;not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that, but I am obviously not black \u00a0 So, I went onto a third attempt (with a new kit, that had the right color dye, lol)&#8230;. STAY TUNED FOR TOMORROW&#8217;S DILDO 102 LOL&#8230;and the unveiling at the LIVE SHOW and CHAT on Wednesday!!! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1166,898,900,805,74],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life","category-em","category-m","category-ry","category-turk-melrose"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}