{"id":2011,"date":"2009-05-04T22:33:10","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T05:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/?p=2011"},"modified":"2009-05-04T22:33:10","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T05:33:10","slug":"i-ran-over-a-hooker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pornteamblog.com\/?p=2011","title":{"rendered":"I Ran Over A Hooker!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today I went to the gym with a friend and we had our trainer session. We did our chests and shoulders, and after we took a bike ride and did almost 9 miles, burning 1200 calories. My legs are gonna be sore tomorrow I\u00a0was riding my bike and this drunk female hooker was all over the sidewalk and not looking were she was going. I had no other place to go but run my wheel in between her legs. Let me tell you, she jumped when my wheel rubbed her crotch LOL. Now I need a tire change LOL. I have a new little cat called Daisy Fitch. She is so soft and cuddly and lovable, just\u00a03 months old and a bit crazy. Other then that, I am\u00a0going to see a\u00a0DJ friend of mine for 1 hour at Parking then coming back home to watch a movie. Have a great night! <\/p>\n

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Today I went to the gym with a friend and we had our trainer session. We did our chests and shoulders, and after we took a bike ride and did almost 9 miles, burning 1200 calories. My legs are gonna be sore tomorrow I\u00a0was riding my bike and this drunk female hooker was all over the sidewalk and not looking were she was going. I had no other place to go but run my wheel in between her legs. Let me tell you, she jumped when my wheel rubbed her crotch LOL. Now I need a tire change LOL. I have a new little cat called Daisy Fitch. She is so soft and cuddly and lovable, just\u00a03 months old and a bit crazy. Other then that, I am\u00a0going to see a\u00a0DJ friend of mine for 1 hour at Parking then coming back home to watch a movie. Have a great night! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1042489,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[898,493,900,1167,129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-em","category-king","category-m","category-montreal","category-pierre-fitch"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t